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		<title>Companies House</title>
		<link>http://hannett.net/2008/05/companies-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 17:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another website with opening hours. Weird opening hours too. 7am to midnight.]]></description>
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<p>Another website with opening hours. Weird opening hours too. 7am to midnight.</p>
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		<title>Web 0.1</title>
		<link>http://hannett.net/2008/04/web-01/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m at a loss for words really. Since when do websites have opening hours?]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m at a loss for words really. Since when do websites have opening hours?</p>
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		<title>ITV Play!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Game: Blue _________ 4 different answers each worth £10,000. First person to guess one of those 4 answers wins and the game ends. STACK RACE IS ON! (we join the game already some indeterminate time after the beginning) &#8212;Things it&#8217;s not&#8212; blue chip blue greyhound (seriously) blue ribbon blue savannah blue ink down to £5000 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Game: Blue _________<br />
4 different answers each worth £10,000. First person to guess one of those 4 answers wins and the game ends.<br />
STACK RACE IS ON!</p>
<p>(we join the game already some indeterminate time after the beginning)<br />
&#8212;Things it&#8217;s not&#8212;<br />
blue chip<br />
blue greyhound (seriously)<br />
blue ribbon<br />
blue savannah<br />
blue ink<br />
<span id="more-44"></span><br />
down to £5000 now. Fuckin&#8217; liars said it would be over after those callers.<br />
blue bayou<br />
blue stocking<br />
blue moon (already had that one you stupid fuck)<br />
he&#8217;s dancing again. Fuck&#8217;s sake<br />
blue beard (had this)<br />
blue tooth<br />
Ben sez bluetooth headsets: rubbish (waves his arms in the air to signify this)<br />
Blue bird<br />
Blue periwinkle<br />
blue sand<br />
blue marlin<br />
blue danube<br />
blue water &#8211; or watter as they apparently say in Sheffield<br />
Ben wants me to buy him a holiday with my potential winnings. Not even for a private dance, you weirdo.<br />
Christiana is back :&#8217;(<br />
Hahah! Wiping the coke off her nose. Superb<br />
blue horizon (WTF?)<br />
gorgeous robert says blue eyed boy, natch<br />
Ben dances on a regular basis apparently. He is the new Ian Curtis<br />
Prizes are tax free. Oh boy, I&#8217;m sold<br />
blue suede shoes<br />
blue eyes (yeah, I&#8217;m sure this hasn&#8217;t been done already)<br />
blue lagoon (the first film ever to feature boys and girls kissing according to Christiana)<br />
blue movie (had this before)<br />
now she&#8217;s talking about john hughes films. 80s lol<br />
blue moon (again!)<br />
blue watch<br />
don&#8217;t forget to set a personal limit, folks! Remember, this is all about taking part and having fun and not at all about trying to get something for nothing<br />
blue stilton<br />
game ends in 3 calls? Thank Christ.<br />
Manchester&#8217;s disproportionate participation is depressing me. Come on people, you can do better than this.<br />
Come on callers 3, 2 and 1!<br />
&#8220;It&#8217;s a stack (stack gesture) race! I can&#8217;t really explain it, but it&#8217;s a race..to get the stack&#8221;<br />
&#8220;What&#8217;s your answer sweetie?&#8221; &#8220;Thank you.&#8221; &#8220;Er, what&#8217;s your answer?&#8221; &#8220;Thank you&#8221; &#8220;Your answer..?&#8221;<br />
blue ball?! Fuck yeah! Sounded like a granny too.<br />
blue seven? What? Oh, blue siren. Denied.<br />
Last caller! Woop!<br />
Oh, there&#8217;s still 10 minutes of the show left. Are they gonna drag this out?<br />
Stop saying blue. Please.<br />
Oh boy! Here we go.<br />
Angie, make my day.<br />
Blue danube?! You stupid fuck, we had that.</p>
<p>Real answers were<br />
Anchor<br />
Garter<br />
Jade<br />
Laser (behold the amazing power of HD?)</p>
<p>&#8212;Ben&#8217;s Boners&#8212;</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to know the answers&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Are you writing down the wrong answers?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Blue grass. Blue&#8230;grass. Blue grass&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Do you know who we need for this? Bateman.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I don&#8217;t know the answers. Christiana doesn&#8217;t have the answers. We know nothing&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m getting mixed up with winkle pickers&#8221; &#8211; points to his crotch<br />
&#8220;Blue..bluuuue, blue. Blue blueeee, blue&#8221;</p>
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