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Inappropriate Slogans

james — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 02:49:14 +0000

As I was in the University bookstore before (to pick up some wrapping paper and a card in case you’re interested) I couldn’t help but notice the 7ft tall board advertising Filofax’s new pink filofax. Apparently they’ve released a new, pink Filofax. Ignore the other pink Filofaxes as this one is to do with the Breast Cancer Campaign (I’d guess they’re against it, but I’ve not checked).
“What’s wrong with that?”, I hear you ask. Nothing of course. Perfectly normal for companies to donate a portion of their proceeds to charity but you have to bear in mind that Filofax’s slogan is ‘everything in hand’.

Fries To Go (and the downfall of Western Civilisation)

james — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 15:34:24 +0000

Just look at that!
Individual containers for each bloody chip. So very wasteful. The Native Americans will be crying a bucketload over this. If they knew about it that is. I think it’s just an English thing, so let’s keep it a secret before the supermarkets get blockaded by Greenpeace because no matter how wasteful they are, they’re still damn tasty.

Storage for Real Men(tm)

james — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 20:48:43 +0000

I’ve had just about enough of that sissy storage, so it’s a damn good thing I bought this.