http://hannett.net/2007/04/itv-play/ devoid of meaningful content Sat, 14 Jul 2007 15:48:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://hannett.net/2007/04/itv-play/comment-page-1/#comment-1560 James S Thu, 31 May 2007 21:56:03 +0000 http://hannett.net/archives/44/itv-play#comment-1560 hahahaha hahahaha

]]> http://hannett.net/2007/04/itv-play/comment-page-1/#comment-1559 Helena Thu, 31 May 2007 00:54:30 +0000 http://hannett.net/archives/44/itv-play#comment-1559 Alas, it would appear that he is already otherwise engaged. http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/interviews/article.html?in_article_id=46510&in_page_id=11 Though the use of the term "other half" does strike me as slightly sexually ambiguous. Either way, it appears I shall have to lower my ambitions. Shame. Just think of all the miniBens, dancing around in their mini polyester Primark-castoffs... we could race them! Alas, it would appear that he is already otherwise engaged. http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/interviews/article.html?in_article_id=46510&in_page_id=11 Though the use of the term “other half” does strike me as slightly sexually ambiguous. Either way, it appears I shall have to lower my ambitions. Shame. Just think of all the miniBens, dancing around in their mini polyester Primark-castoffs… we could race them!

]]> http://hannett.net/2007/04/itv-play/comment-page-1/#comment-1558 james Thu, 31 May 2007 00:12:16 +0000 http://hannett.net/archives/44/itv-play#comment-1558 Ben Baldwin's children? Now there's a disturbing thought. Never speak of it again! Ben Baldwin’s children? Now there’s a disturbing thought. Never speak of it again!

]]> http://hannett.net/2007/04/itv-play/comment-page-1/#comment-1557 Helena Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:58 +0000 http://hannett.net/archives/44/itv-play#comment-1557 Oh god. The inanity. I cannot believe I didn't stay to watch this, it sounds fantastically preferable to my rational choice of sleep. Still, your commentary makes the pain almost bearable. I love Ben, I love his dance, I love his "winklepickers"... I even love his worryingly autonomous eyebrows. But on reflection, I probably wouldn't have his children - I don't think that the human genepool is sufficiently well-equipped as of yet to cope with the madness. Not when it already has to contend with insomniac grannies who'll call up simply to utter the words "blue balls" on national television. Oh god. The inanity. I cannot believe I didn’t stay to watch this, it sounds fantastically preferable to my rational choice of sleep. Still, your commentary makes the pain almost bearable.
I love Ben, I love his dance, I love his “winklepickers”… I even love his worryingly autonomous eyebrows. But on reflection, I probably wouldn’t have his children – I don’t think that the human genepool is sufficiently well-equipped as of yet to cope with the madness. Not when it already has to contend with insomniac grannies who’ll call up simply to utter the words “blue balls” on national television.

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