Various thoughts and ideas that I’ve jotted down on my mobile while bored.
Things That I Have Learnt From My Training
Tele2 is an alternate telecoms service provider with a strong emphasis on customer satisfaction, the Deregulation Act of 1998 allowed ATSPs to enter the market and take over customer’s outgoing calls from BT, Tele2′s rates are much better than BT’s and going out on a Monday night is a fucking awful idea.
On Auto-Rickshaw Drivers
Auto-rickshaw drivers are money-grubbing, cheating, filthy, useless cunts. For all I know this guy is about to lead me to the middle of nowhere, kill/rape me (maybe both and not necessarily in that order), take my money and then dump the body. Well, if that’s how it is, then the joke’s on him ‘cos I’m broke and I’ve got diarrhoea.
I’m Not Feeling Very Well
Sore/burn on tongue, two mouth ulcers, gut upset, enough mosquito bites to make a dot-to-dot Sistine Chapel*.
*Now also includes a bad cold
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